Order a replica of the outlandish novelty teeth used by Jerry in the 1963 movie, "The Nutty Professor." Show off those new pearly whites.

Kit for growing a bonsai potato offers Zen without the wait. Click on the potato for an inspirational quote.

Features a calendar celebrating human ineptitude and stupidity, note cards for underachievers, and posters celebrating pessimism.

Meticulously hand crafted egg creations sculpted from goose, rhea, and ostrich eggs. Special commission pieces and purchasing are available.

Humorous, politically incorrect, gag signs for men, women, business owners, and gun owners. Order by online or printable order form.

Life-like mechanical arm responds to high-fives with five winning gestures. Includes interchangeable sleeves and two skin tones.

Robert Cordice of Portland, Maine, handcrafts model 375-caliber black powder cannons. See photos of limited-edition collectibles for sale.

Offers an extensive assortment of clothes and gifts emblazoned with the official logo of the county's famous agency.

Check out adult novelty items, including anatomically shaped pillows, the "Cushie Tushie" and T-shirts. Order online.

Shop offers novelty items and gag gifts for office coworkers. Find travel mugs, memo pads, birthday presents, and Christmas cards.

Do you love watching live police pursuit shows on TV? For an annual fee, service notifies members whenever there is a high speed chase nearby.

Gift booklet allows couples to air their grievances in a humorous way by filling out citations for relationship infractions.

Give traffic alerts to visitors of a home or business with this manufacturer's line of aluminum reproductions of traffic signs.

Offers logo T-shirts, mugs, hats, buttons and other items that play school or military fight songs. Order online, by phone or mail.

Keys won't be mute once they are placed on a miniature music box key chain. Request a free catalog, call in orders or use secure shopping.