Find out the quare quartet's ransom demands for the minds of millions of children.

Read about the stealthy search for the home of the questionable quartet. Link to a report on the findings.

Tongue-in-cheek theory of how Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa Laa, and Po came to be mutants. Includes secret footage and links.

Charles Hornberger announces the new fab four British invasion of the airwaves, with heartfelt apologies.

Sing along to the lyrics of (I Want To Live Like) The Teletubbies, written by Jill Phythian. Includes links to more sites.

Chris Chapman offers an "expose" on the documentary, which the BBC maintains is a fictional kids' show. With detailed notes on the species.